ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
ʻO ka hoki momona a me nā ʻūhā i ka wahine, makemake nā ʻeleʻele i kēia! ʻOiaʻiʻo, pēlā wau. He koho kuhihewa ʻole ia no ke kāne me kahi hui nui. ʻAʻole hiki i nā wahine wīwī ke lawe i ka hui nui o ke kāne!