A ʻike loa ka lede, ʻike wau. Ua ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia, ua hoʻomohala ʻia kona anus a ua maʻa ʻo ia i ka omo ʻana. He wahine ʻōpio mua a e like me kā lākou e ʻōlelo nei me ka ʻole o ka paʻakikī. Manaʻo wau no ke aha ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻokama i kona makuakāne, hiki iā ia ke hāʻawi iā ia i ke kālā hou aku no ka moekolohe. A i ʻole ʻaʻohe ona ikaika i koe ma hope o ka makuahine hoʻokahi? ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻano, hoihoi.
He aha lā! No laila makemake ʻoe e lawe selfies nou iho a i ʻole kāu ipo, e lilo i malihini naʻu. Akā, ʻo ka hana ʻana ma ke kelepona o kāu kumu, he mea ʻino. A pono ʻoe e uku no ka insolence, a ma ke kino - ʻo ia wale nō kāna mea e kali nei! A e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe, ʻaʻole hoihoi ʻo ia i kāna mau māka. He mea nui i nā ʻīlio e like me ia ke hoʻomākeʻaka i kāna kumu i hiki ai iā lākou ke kaena aku i kā lākou mau hoaaloha. A laila e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i kāna dick. Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, he dick nui kēia.
ʻO Blondie me nā uʻi nui, ʻike i ka leʻaleʻa i ke kāne. Komo i loko o ka hana me kona mau lua a pau, i hoʻomohala maikaʻi. ʻAʻole hiki i ke kāne ke hōʻole i ke kaikamahine e like me ia.