Pono kēlā me kēia kaikamahine i ka poʻe e mahalo i kona nani, e nānā iā ia e like me ka pipi, e hoʻohana i kāna mau leʻaleʻa. Akā, ʻo ka hū ʻana ma hope ona a i ʻole ka hahau ʻana i ka muffin he mea hōʻino i kona ʻano wahine. No laila, hāʻule ʻo ia i kahi negro me kahi phallus nui. ʻO ka mua, e hoʻi hou i kāna keikikāne no ka hōʻole ʻana iā ia, a ʻo ka lua, e hoʻokuʻu i ke kāne ʻē aʻe me kāna pume. Manaʻo ʻoe ua minamina lākou no ka hohola ʻana i ko lākou mau wāwae? ʻAe, pono nā kaikamāhine i nā ʻano like ʻole - a ʻo ka luuluu ka mea e ʻelemakule ai lākou. ʻO ka ʻōpio ka mea nui loa iā lākou!
ʻO ia ka mea e pili ana i nā wahine makua, ʻaʻole lākou e pāʻani paʻakikī e loaʻa. ʻO kā lākou mau makemake a pau i ka wā i hala. No laila he mea leʻaleʻa ka hana ʻana me lākou. Ua ʻōlelo ʻoe i loko o ka hoki - aia lākou i loko o ka hoki, ʻōlelo ʻoe ma ka waha - e ale lākou me kā lākou mau pōlele!
ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ke kumu e hoʻopaʻa ai ʻo ia i kāna ipo e like me ia, he aha kāna e hana ai inā ʻaʻole ka lima? E hoʻopololei paha ʻo ia i ka lauoho o ka ʻulaʻula a i ʻole e pale aku i kāna keikikāne mai ka wehe ʻana i kāna dick mai loko o kona puʻu? Ua maopopo iaʻu inā ua noho mālie ʻo ia me nā lima ʻole pū kekahi.
ʻAʻole makemake ka lede e hoʻolaha iā ia iho a ʻaʻahu ʻo ia i nā aniani nunui i nā manawa a pau. He ʻili ʻo ia? Makemake au e ʻōlelo he haʻuki ʻo ia me kahi kiʻi maikaʻi loa. Minamina lākou i ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i loko o ia ʻano maʻemaʻe ʻole. Inā lākou e lawe i kahi lumi hōkele, hiki iā lākou ke hana i kahi wikiō hoihoi.
Makemake au e hoʻōho i kaʻu mau moe kolohe!