ʻO wai ka mea makemake ʻole e hoʻāla ʻia me ka ʻoluʻolu a me ka ʻoluʻolu i ke kakahiaka e kahi lede nani? He maikaʻi wale nā ʻuʻu o ka Lede, ʻaʻole hiki ke hele ma waho me ka ʻole o ka haki ʻana iā lākou me kāu dick! Ua hoʻomaka maikaʻi ke kakahiaka no ka male, manaʻo wau e maikaʻi ka lā holoʻokoʻa! 'Ōlelo pinepine au i kaʻu lede inā ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia ʻoe i ke kakahiaka, ʻaʻohe pono e manaʻo i ka lā āpau a hiki i ke ahiahi! A i ʻole he ʻano ʻē aʻe paha? Ma hope paha, aia ʻo ia i ka hana i ka lā a pau e kali wale ana no ka hoʻomau ʻana o ka fuck i ke ahiahi?
ʻO wau ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu loa ka lede i kēia ʻano moe kolohe! ʻAʻole i hōʻike ʻia ka hiʻohiʻona o kona helehelena i kona makemake. Manaʻo wau e hauʻoli ʻo ia inā lawelawe ʻo ia i nā kāne i kēlā me kēia manawa. A hānau wale lāua iā ia. Ua hauʻoli ka lede iā ia iho? ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo ua hana ʻo ia.
ʻO ka hāliʻi waha e hoʻomāhuahua mau i ka moekolohe. Nui ka poʻe makaʻu iā lākou a manaʻo paha he mea hilahila. Akā, pono ʻoe e nānā i ke kaikamahine a ʻike ʻoe ʻaʻole i hana ʻia kahi ala ʻē aʻe e hāʻawi iā ia i ka leʻaleʻa kino. ʻOiaʻiʻo, aia i nā mea a pau. Akā, ua koho wau iaʻu. A ʻo ka ʻakaʻaka ʻoliʻoli o kaʻu hoa pili e haʻi mai iaʻu ʻaʻole wau i hewa i kaʻu koho ʻana i nā haʻalulu.