Lede momona, akā kūpono naʻe no ka pepa. Ma ke ala ʻaʻole i hoʻopaʻapaʻa maoli ke kanaka ʻōpio iā ia, ua kau ʻo ia i ka condom ma luna o kahi uʻi palupalu loa! Ma hope wale nō ʻo ia i ʻono ai. Akā naʻe, he mau manawa wale nō ka hāʻule ʻana o kāna ʻiʻo mai loko aʻe o kona ʻōpū, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i maʻa i kēlā ʻano puʻupuʻu ākea! Ua hoʻopaʻa wale paha ʻo ia i nā wahine ʻōpio me nā puʻupuʻu haiki ma mua.
ʻO ka wahine maʻamau i hoʻomaʻemaʻe maikaʻi ʻia, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke kūʻai aku ma ke alanui no ke kālā a me ka ʻole o ka condom! ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua ʻakaʻaka wau ma ke alanui, akā ʻoiaʻiʻo me ka condom. ʻOiai inā hilinaʻi ʻoe i kāu hoa pili, e moe mau ana ʻoe ma ke alanui. Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu loa i ke anu a ma ke alanui!
ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ʻike ka majorette pehea e ʻoluʻolu hou ai i kāna puʻu - ua loaʻa iā ia kēia a ua loaʻa iā ia kēlā. I kēia manawa ke hele nei ʻo ia i ke kalaiwa. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo i kekahi mea nona, no laila hoʻohana ʻo ia iā ia ma ke ʻano he phallus manuahi. Akā, ua hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻo ia i kāna puʻupuʻu e hoʻokō i ka ʻāpana āna i manaʻo ai nona. E lilo kona waha me he pupule e iho i lalo!
ʻO wai ka inoa o kēia mea hana keaka?