E lawe au i kekahi kaikamahine e like me ia ma ke ano he kahu hale. Pono kekahi e poni i kāna dick a palu i kāna mau pōpō. A nani loa kēia ʻīlio. Pono ʻo ia e ʻōlelo pōkole i kona lā mua. E wehewehe maʻalahi i ka ʻae ʻia ʻana o ka puʻu i ka haku wale nō, a he maʻalahi kāna hana - e hoʻokō haʻahaʻa i kāna mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo. Makemake ʻo ia e hoʻoikaika i kāna hoki i mea e leʻaleʻa ai ka hana!
A ʻaʻole momona ka hoki a ka wahine, akā, no ke aha ka pimply? ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka nani o nā umauma. He kūpono ke kūlana 69 no ke kanaka o ia mau makahiki. A i ʻole, ʻaʻohe ona manawa e hōʻoluʻolu i kahi wahine ʻōpio!